Wait, how do Mushrooms fail
Locke: shan, i have literally seen this picture before. i have literally seen hundreds of pictures of people getting fucked by bugs or people fucking bugs
Locke: i think i would like free! way more if it just had tommy wiseau voicing haru
shitletsbeTherapist: "If we're going to get scouted, we have to start eating properly! Show me what each of you has for breakfast!"
Haru takes the lid off his bento box to reveal a raw piece of mackerel steak and a glass of hot water that tipped over and spilled inside the box.
Earth Furry (dean): i want to floss my teeth with your pubic hair
talking about the 50 shades of grey movie
Locke: isn't rayleigh from pacific rim going to be in it
Locke: the actor of rayleigh i mean
shitletsbeTherapist: No please let it be the character Rayleigh.
shitletsbeTherapist: "My interests are exclusiv-" "DUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NA NA" as a Jaeger fist slams through the wall of his dungeon and starts grabbing shit to throw at a category 3 Kaiju.


Locke: hello
Locke: i just saw
Locke: guardians of the galaxy
Locke: it was good
shitletsbeTherapist: They’ll probably use that on the DVD release.
Locke: what
shitletsbeTherapist: “It was good” raves TV critic Rory Emmerich.
Locke: my only question
Locke: and this is mainly aimed at you
Locke: raids
Locke: is who cares about howard the fuck
Skeleton Factory .01: Howard the Fuck.
shitletsbeTherapist: Howard the Fuck.
Locke: shit shit shit

Locke: every sunday is the day i draw something and color it
Locke: but i've ran out of ideas and for the last month it has been monster girls
Miranda/Blu: draw the snapchat I sent you!
shitletsbeTherapist: Draw Ari and Shann's panel as a crushing failure.
shitletsbeTherapist: Bonus ballpit.
Earth Furry (dean): draw the inside of your elbow but growing fingernails out of it
Earth Furry (dean): maybe even whole fingers
Skeleton Factory .01: open the closet dean
Earth Furry (dean): No!
Skeleton Factory .01: Open it, Dean!
Earth Furry (dean): No!!!
Skeleton Factory .01: 1 2 frindle's coming for you
Skeleton Factory .01: 3 4 OPEN THE DOOR
shitletsbeTherapist: 5 6 Pixie Stix.
Skeleton Factory .01: 7 8 stay up late
Aradiddles: 9 10 i bet he has a dickwolf dick.
Skeleton Factory .01: What the fuck, Aradia
shitletsbeTherapist: What the FUCK.
ari r: if god loved me he would send his only begotten son to take me to fucking dennys right now
ari r: im just cracking up b/c what if will just has a house full of random animals like haha look at this weird dog
Locke: owns a bird, calls it a dog
ari r: theres like a fucking bear in his living room
ari r: this weird dog was in my garbage cans!!
Locke: his v large dog
ari r: hes a hungry one!
Locke: it was hard to find a collar large enough for him!!
ari r: not rlly friendly tho :^(
Locke: he thinks peter's rat friend is just a very tiny dog
ari r: peter that is the smallest dog i have ever seen!
Locke: peter just gives him an are you serious look
ari r: deer are in his yard
ari r: look at all of those tall dogs!!
Locke: crawford and alana accompany him to the zoo for a crime and they go into the reptile house and will is just "look at all these hot dogs!!!!"
ari r: screams!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ari r: some of them dont even have legs!!
ari r: what happened to these dogs!!!!
Locke: he cries over the legless ones and crawford is just "what's wrong" and will is just "they're missing all their legs"
Locke: sees a flamingo and is just "that dog is a trooper, only having two legs"
ari r: there are just too many dogs in this world
Locke: i think i've only listen to like, three smash mouth songs all together?? i want to say four though
Locke: all star, accidentally in love, walking on the sun, ???????
Locke: what else was in shrek
Miranda/Blu: yeah, same here as far as I can remember
Miranda/Blu: maybe there was another one? who knows. smash mouth.
Miranda/Blu: no no wait
Miranda/Blu: one week!
Miranda/Blu: also one week!
Skeleton Factory .01: Smashmouth's Cult Classic ???????, 13 minutes and 42 seconds of the drummer tapping his fingers on his instrument while the vocalist can be heard eating hard boiled eggs.
Miranda/Blu: wait, that was barenaked ladies