ari r: im just cracking up b/c what if will just has a house full of random animals like haha look at this weird dog
Locke: owns a bird, calls it a dog
ari r: theres like a fucking bear in his living room
ari r: this weird dog was in my garbage cans!!
Locke: his v large dog
ari r: hes a hungry one!
Locke: it was hard to find a collar large enough for him!!
ari r: not rlly friendly tho :^(
Locke: he thinks peter's rat friend is just a very tiny dog
ari r: peter that is the smallest dog i have ever seen!
Locke: peter just gives him an are you serious look
ari r: deer are in his yard
ari r: look at all of those tall dogs!!
Locke: crawford and alana accompany him to the zoo for a crime and they go into the reptile house and will is just "look at all these hot dogs!!!!"
ari r: screams!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ari r: some of them dont even have legs!!
ari r: what happened to these dogs!!!!
Locke: he cries over the legless ones and crawford is just "what's wrong" and will is just "they're missing all their legs"
Locke: sees a flamingo and is just "that dog is a trooper, only having two legs"
ari r: there are just too many dogs in this world