Wait, how do Mushrooms fail
Skeleton Factory .01: open the closet dean
Earth Furry (dean): No!
Skeleton Factory .01: Open it, Dean!
Earth Furry (dean): No!!!
Skeleton Factory .01: 1 2 frindle's coming for you
Skeleton Factory .01: 3 4 OPEN THE DOOR
shitletsbeTherapist: 5 6 Pixie Stix.
Skeleton Factory .01: 7 8 stay up late
Aradiddles: 9 10 i bet he has a dickwolf dick.
Skeleton Factory .01: What the fuck, Aradia
shitletsbeTherapist: What the FUCK.
ari r: if god loved me he would send his only begotten son to take me to fucking dennys right now
ari r: im just cracking up b/c what if will just has a house full of random animals like haha look at this weird dog
Locke: owns a bird, calls it a dog
ari r: theres like a fucking bear in his living room
ari r: this weird dog was in my garbage cans!!
Locke: his v large dog
ari r: hes a hungry one!
Locke: it was hard to find a collar large enough for him!!
ari r: not rlly friendly tho :^(
Locke: he thinks peter's rat friend is just a very tiny dog
ari r: peter that is the smallest dog i have ever seen!
Locke: peter just gives him an are you serious look
ari r: deer are in his yard
ari r: look at all of those tall dogs!!
Locke: crawford and alana accompany him to the zoo for a crime and they go into the reptile house and will is just "look at all these hot dogs!!!!"
ari r: screams!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ari r: some of them dont even have legs!!
ari r: what happened to these dogs!!!!
Locke: he cries over the legless ones and crawford is just "what's wrong" and will is just "they're missing all their legs"
Locke: sees a flamingo and is just "that dog is a trooper, only having two legs"
ari r: there are just too many dogs in this world
Locke: i think i've only listen to like, three smash mouth songs all together?? i want to say four though
Locke: all star, accidentally in love, walking on the sun, ???????
Locke: what else was in shrek
Miranda/Blu: yeah, same here as far as I can remember
Miranda/Blu: maybe there was another one? who knows. smash mouth.
Miranda/Blu: no no wait
Miranda/Blu: one week!
Miranda/Blu: also one week!
Skeleton Factory .01: Smashmouth's Cult Classic ???????, 13 minutes and 42 seconds of the drummer tapping his fingers on his instrument while the vocalist can be heard eating hard boiled eggs.
Miranda/Blu: wait, that was barenaked ladies
ari r: rory ok you watched the show w/ the muppets that eat the other muppets right??
ari r: it was an anime
Locke: attack on titan
Comment Brolay made while watching the second preview for Free! season 2

Bro Lay 12:47 pm
    they still don;t have nipples


 Sheik Sama 12:47 pm
    they shaved them off to swim faster

 Bro Lay 12:47 pm
    fuck
    fuck fuck fuck
    ok you know what
    i’m leaving

 Bro Lay 12:48 pm
    i hope you’re happy with yourseld
    see you in a few

 Sheik Sama 12:48 pm
    yes, come into the dragon’s den to hear more bad jokes from yours truly

 Bro Lay 12:48 pm
    see you next water you fucker

 Bro Lay 11:52 pm
    that awkward moment when someone draws a newborn baby with freckles


 Sheik Sama 12:01 am
    did you draw babies with freckles

 Bro Lay 12:01 am
    no
    i know that’s not possible
    unless their mom had a personal sun in there uterus but that would cause a few other issues

 Sheik Sama 12:02 am
    i am laughing at the image of that

 Bro Lay 12:02 am
    gives birth
    in one arm: this is my son
    other arm: and this is my sun

 Sheik Sama 12:03 am
    brings whole new meaning of bringing light into the world

 Bro Lay 12:03 am
    we are terrible

 Sheik Sama 12:03 am
    i am pretty sure this is why we are friends

 Bro Lay 12:03 am
    exactly
shitletsbeTherapist: This is the last we will see of any of these people. Little do they know, the theater just filled with carbon monoxide. They will pass out into a calm death, and the doors will be sealed forever to please their pharoah, CEO Andrew Wilson.
shitletsbeTherapist: That was really pretty and all, but they didn't show any- all the feels.
Farmville Dad: ALL THE FEELS
ari r: i have never heard someone say "all the feels" out loud like that
Locke: all the feels
Locke: groans
*** shitletsbeTherapist has changed the conversation topic to "ALL THE FEELS- Haha I better settle down .-." ***
 Sheik Sama 11:54 am
    last night i watched someone shoplift a frozen chicken by stuffing it up their vagina in the name of art

 Brolay’s cell 11:56 am
    I